Do you need therapy?

Admittedly, this topic really should be “Do I need therapy?” but I much preferred the idea of making it someone else’s problem :-)  That said, I believe many of us do worry from time to time that we are letting SEX dominate our lives a bit too much.  So, although I have no professional credentials nor expertise, I decide to create a little quiz to see if I (or any of you) might need therapy.  It’s a simple 5 question quiz where you provide an answer between 1 and 10.  Then we’ll see if you really do need therapy!

1) How much does your focus on Sex interfere with your relationship with your family (including children, spouse, other relatives)?  Answer from 1 to 10 where 1 is “My family wants me to find a hobby so they can have some time away from me” and 10 is “Family?  Holy S**t Batman, I forgot I had one”.

2) How does Sex impact your financial stability?  Answer from 1 to 10 where 1 is “If I gave up Sex I’d go broke” and 10 is “All my money goes to sex toys, sex vacations, escorts, building that perfect play-space, etc. and I just got an eviction notice”.

3) What impact do you have on those you have sex with?  Answer from 1 to 10 where 1 is “I’ve saved more marriages than Marriage Encounter” and 10 is “I’m personally responsible for America’s high divorce rate”.

4) How does Sex impact you at work?  Answer from 1 to 10 where 1 is “They all think I’m a nun” and 10 is “I’ve been fired from so many jobs for inappropriate sexual activity that even Donald Trump got tired of telling me”.

5) Is Sex effecting your health?  Either in terms of illness or play injuries?  Answer from 1 to 10 where 1 is “I haven’t been sick a day in my life” and 10 is “I had trouble getting a doctor to remove the xxxx from my ass because at the hospital I’m known as the Typhoid Mary of STDs”

If you answered 10 to any of the questions then you need therapy.  If your answers total to more than 35 then you need therapy.  If you are between 25 and 35, therapy might or might not help.  Below 25, Sex IS your therapy.